SYSTEM STATUS: OPERATIONAL
BUNKER DEPTH: 500 METERS UNDERGROUND
POWER SOURCE: HAMSTER WHEEL + SOLAR PANELS
INTERNET: STARLINK (WHEN ELON FEELS LIKE IT)
FOOD SUPPLIES: RAMEN FOR 420 DAYS
CURRENT DATE:
WELCOME TO THE BUNKER, DEGEN SURVIVOR!
Type 'help' for available commands or 'unlock_bunker' to begin.
WARNING: Nuclear winter detected outside. Stay inside and HODL.